I may be a
little [read: a lot] out of line on this, but hey, I think I'm allowed to be out of line every once in a while. But I really, for the life of me, can't figure out what the deal is with Mormons.
Mormons are weird people (except for my Cinema teacher... if he is a Morman... he's cool). To live in the state of Utah you feel like you need to have a passport to even live in the state. For just about anything that you have to do their (i.e. scouting, shopping) you have to have some sort of affiliation with a Morman church. I'm sorry, but I don't feel like if I want to shop that I need God's or Jesus' blessing for it. I'll do it and commit any sins it takes to get it done.
BLASPHEMY!
Yeah, I'm a Christian, but not a die hard Christian. I tend to stick to my ethics and morals where ever they may lead me. I occasionally read passages from the Bible [read: THE BIBLE (not TWO). That's right, Mormans, or as they like to be called
Latter-Day Saints (what a joke). I see none of them as "Saints". If you live in Utah and you see a suburban, you can pretty much assume that they are Morman, especially if you see like 10+ children in the vehicle.
A little SEX CRAZED aren't they?
WIFE: "Oh honey, wouldn't be nice to have another baby?"HUSBAND: "Yes, dear. I really miss changing those diapers and listening to the whaling in the middle of the night. Oh, I also miss the 'Terrible Twos' where our child just throw temper tantrums and tears everything to shreds. Yes dear, let's go have ourselves another child."Off they run into their bedroom as the kids are playing outside and start having
wild animal sex. Crashing into the walls, the night stand, knocking down lamps. All you hear from outside the door is things hitting the floor and breaking and the husband and wife moaning like wild beasts.
Nine months pass... child is born... child reaches preteen age... stated conversation repeats itself... more destruction done... off to car dealership to purchase a MAV (Mormon Assault Vehicle... they just produced an army).
If you are not Mormon and you live in Utah... whatever you do... DO NOT [read: repeat] shop at ZCMI (which in Morman language is Zions Cooperative Mercantile Institution. Yeah, if you are not Morman and you try and shop there for clothing.. you're kind of shunned. Figured I'd go ahead and save you the humility and hassle of trying to purchase merchandise there... Remember that belonging to a Morman church deal... yeah.. they look for that when they go to ring you up.
Now on to the reason why I decided to write this. I just read an article on FOXNews.com. The article can be found
here that says that you can't view YouTube videos from BYU (Brigham Young University). The college has blocked it. Damn them!!!! That's entertainment. I don't care that you have limited bandwidth... GET MORE DAMNIT!!!!
It's a real good thing that I don't go that college. If they blocked that and I found out... I would probably be looking for a new college to attend because I would have been thrown out (think of that sounds like it would be quite fun since I'm not Morman... but then again, you probably need to be Morman to get in anyway... just like EVERYTHING else.)
Well, I'm done with my ranting... I could probably keep this going, but I have work to do... kind of the whole idea of being at work.